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THE "BROKEN PHILOSOPHY" MUG

THE “BROKEN PHILOSOPHY” MUG

25,00 €

At VoidGoods, we heard you like “industrial minimalism.” So we took a perfectly good ceramic mug and fixed it. Now, it finally matches your career, your romantic life, and your long-term savings: It looks solid from the outside, but it’s completely empty at its core.

This isn’t a product. It’s a prank you’re paying for.

Why you need this (According to our Marketing Dept):

  • The Anti-Consumerist Experience: Finally, a product that doesn’t demand anything from you because it can’t hold anything for you.

  • The “Realist” Print: We’ve printed the truth on the side so you don’t have to think for yourself. The cup is neither half full nor half empty. Stop looking for metaphors. It’s just broken.

  • Bureaucratic Ceramic: We upgraded to a 325 ml ceramic build because if you’re going to own something useless, it should at least be microwave and dishwasher safe. Even the collapse of society must comply with RD 891/2006 and Regulation (EC) No. 1935/2004 health standards.

How to use it:

  1. Place it on your desk to look “edgy” and “intellectual.”

  2. Wait for a colleague to ask why there’s a puddle on your keyboard.

  3. Explain the “deeper meaning of the void” while you clean up the mess.

  4. Realize the joke is actually on you.

Artist’s Disclaimer:

“Laugh at the system until you realize you’re the one holding the invoice for a cup that doesn’t work. This is the official drinkware of the collapse. Pour yourself a glass of nothing and enjoy the leak.” — VoidGoods / Street Compliance

Specs for the Disillusioned:

  • Capacity: 325 ml (Theoretical. Reality will leak through the cracks).

  • Durability: Dishwasher and Microwave safe (We want your disappointment to last a lifetime).

  • Function: 0%.

  • Irony: 100%.

  • Price: Too much for what it is (Which is exactly the point).

WARNING: If you try to drink from this, you’re not an optimist or a pessimist. You’re just an idiot.

Notes: Shipping is not included. We’ll make contact with you to arrange shipping options when your order is ready to dispatch.

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