THE OPTIONALITY MAT
55,00 €
Description:
“Finally, a mat that matches your insignificance.”
Most doormats are desperate to please, lying to you with a “Welcome” they don’t mean. Voidgoods prefers the cold, hard truth. The “YOUR PRESENCE IS OPTIONAL” mat is a gateway for the realistic nihilist. It’s not here to greet you; it’s here to remind you that the room was perfectly fine before you arrived.
Constructed from coarse, indifferent coconut fibers, this 70 cm x 40 cm slab of reality is designed to scrape away both the dirt from your shoes and the illusions of your ego. It features a 1.5 cm thickness—just enough to keep you slightly above the ground you don’t own—and a specialized Latex backing to ensure that while your identity may slip, the mat certainly won’t.
THE FACTS:
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Dimensions: 70 x 40 x 1.5 cm (The exact footprint of a non-essential being).
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Surface: 100% Raw Coir (Extracted from coconuts that had no say in the matter).
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Underside: Industrial Latex coating (Because the void should be stable, even if you aren’t).
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Purpose: To be stepped on. Repeatedly. Just like your best intentions.
Voidgoods is not responsible for guests who take the hint and leave.
Notes: Shipping is not included. We’ll make contact with you to arrange shipping options when your order is ready to dispatch.
